Ok. The last time I used this I said that I'll call it day 31. Sure why not. I'll only use this once and that's it. I mean my name. My real name is L.J. I'll probably erase it later so read it while you can. I just wanted to tell everyone that this is more of a story than a blog. I hope to someday become a famous author(or maybe a video-game designer). But till then I won't be known farther than my country can go. Mines is Canada. I might as well tell you some of my friends name.(You'll see them later anyways.)
First is Kyle.(like I said before I won't use any real names unless... I don't like them.) Kyle is a really cool guy to have around. He usually gets on your nerves easily and can sometimes piss you off but don't worry. He doesn't mean any real harm.(Unless he doesn't like you... just so you know his real name sounds like the word cow)
Next is Steven(A real name!!!) He is the ass of the group, well whenever he's around anyways. He means lots of harm. He is a total ass, a fucker who probably got rape as a child(I'd make fun of him if it were true, and this may sound mean but if you knew him you would understand)
Another is Brent, he's usually made fun of and if you saw him you would understand. Well not really. We most of the time make fun of him because of his weight but sadly he's getting less and less weight fast. Fucker...
Now on to the mole sisters(Not really moles)
There's Veronica and there's Shana. The sisters. Veronica's the oldest of the group and Shana is kind of the youngest if there wasn't any others. Shana has asthma just like Kyle. Veronica is usually made fun of how short she is(she's as short as jersey shores snooki). We make fun of Shana mostly because of her reaction(I guess... but the truth is there's not any real reason to make fun of any of the people of the group.)
And the next is Troy. He's the brother of Steven.(Troy's ok. Not like Steven... and Steven if your reading this then you know I hate you) Troy's fatter than Brent(we call Steven and Troy the tubby twins. well some of do anyways) There's not much to say about Troy.(He's kind of boring.)
Then there's me. L.(I'm called Smell-jay or Little Jesus. Sometimes even Little Jabec.) I hope that if you're still reading this that you won't call me any of these names in real life.(It was probably a wrong idea to put them on the internet then.) So till next time. Bye.
The adventures of a native.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Not day 1...
To be true to you, this isn't day 1. To me it's more like day 30. So next time I blog on this I'll be sure to use day 31. Another thing. I'm not perfect. I'm not the smartest kid in my classes. I'm not the strongest or the fastest. Hell, I'm not even sure much people realize I'm sitting besides them unless I actually talk to them. I'm more overweight than underweight. And I'm most likely not the coolest kid in school. Just like most people who usually go to school and don't get noticed unless they really want to. But don't get me wrong. Just because I seem like a total loser to you so far I'm actually a fun guy to hang out with... Well that's what my friends tell me. Sometimes I could get on your nerves. I usually ditch school to be exact. If you also noticed so far my name isn't really L. It's something else. But just to be on the safe side I won't really use anybodies real name unless I feel like it. Or if it just slips and I forget about it until I'm done writing this. I only really do this on weekends. As you can see,(or unless you can't) it's currently a Sunday. 10:28. It's going to turn 10:29 any second. It just did. But to be absolutely true to you. I can't be true. It's just how it is. Maybe if you read the next weekend you'll realize why. But I just have to hide my and my friends identities. So bye till later.
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